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PREVIOUSLY ON...

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LYNETTE FOUGHT TO SAVE
HER MARRIAGE.

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I COULD SEE IT IN HIS EYES.
TOM STILL LOVES ME.

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CARLOS DECIDED
TO CHANGE CAREERS.

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MAYBE COUNSELING.

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IN ONE WEEK,
A COUNSELOR DOES MORE GOOD

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THAN I'VE DONE
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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GOOD NEWS...

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WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
OH!

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CAME WITH BAD NEWS.

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IN THE MIDDLE
OF HIS PROPOSAL,

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THE COPS COME BY TO ASK
ABOUT SOME DEAD BODY

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THEY FOUND
AT THE CONSTRUCTION SITE.

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SO TELL ME MORE.

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I TOLD 'EM THAT I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT,

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AND THE POLICE DON'T SEEM LIKE
THEY'RE GONNA POSE A PROBLEM.

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BUT IT BECAME A PROBLEM
FOR BREE...

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WE'RE JUST MAKING SMALL TALK
WAITING FOR HER LAWYER.

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SMALL TALK'S OVER.
SO SHE GOT THE PERFECT LAWYER.

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LET'S GO.
YOU DON'T NEED HIS PERMISSION.

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YOU WANNA TALK TO HER,
YOU TALK TO ME FIRST.

22
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(Mary Alice)
WHEN IT CAME TO HER DIVORCE,

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LYNETTE SCAVO WAS DETERMINED
TO MAKE THINGS GO SMOOTHLY.

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SO WHEN TOM WAS LATE
TO PICK UP THE KIDS,

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SHE WAITED PATIENTLY.

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WHEN HE GOT SOMETHING
IN THE MAIL, SHE HELD ON TO IT.

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AND WHEN HE LEFT BEHIND
SOMETHING IMPORTANT,

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SHE BROUGHT IT TO HIM.

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YES, AFTER YEARS OF FIGHTING
HAD LED HER NOWHERE,

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LYNETTE DECIDED
TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD.

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LYNETTE?
OH! HEY, GREGG.

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HEY. COMING BY TO SEE
THE NEW OFFICES?
(chuckles)

33
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I BET I COULD GET THE C.E.O.
TO GIVE YOU A PRIVATE TOUR.

34
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WAIT A SECOND. I AM THE C.E.O.
I KNOW I COULD.

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(laughs) NO, THANKS.

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I'M JUST DROPPING SOMETHING OFF
THAT TOM FORGOT AT HOME.

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OH, WOW.

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MY EX WOULDN'T BRING ANYTHING
BY FOR ME UNLESS IT WAS TICKING.

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OH.

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SO... HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING
WITH YOUR SEPARATION?

41
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I'M GUESSING YOU KNOW
THE ANSWER TO THAT,

42
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HAVING BEEN THERE.
YEAH, IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE
MY DIVORCE, AND IT STILL SUCKS.

43
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AH.

44
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YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT NOT BE
MY PLACE TO SAY IT,

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BUT I THINK TOM'S NUTS
FOR LETTING YOU GO.

46
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THAT'S VERY SWEET.

47
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SO ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?

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THAT'S... A LITTLE NOSEY.

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SORRY. I-I'M JUST SAYING,
IF YOU EVER WANTED

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TO HAVE A DRINK AND VENT
WITH SOMEBODY WHO GETS IT,

51
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I WOULD GLADLY BE THAT PERSON.
OKAY.

52
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SWEET AGAIN, BUT I THINK
THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE WEIRD

53
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WITH YOU BEING TOM'S BOSS.

54
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YEAH, I GET THAT.

55
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I JUST WOULDN'T FORGIVE MYSELF
IF I DIDN'T ASK.

56
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BUT NEVER WORRY IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE OKAY, LYNETTE.

57
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YOU WILL. YOU ARE
THE EXACT KIND OF WOMAN

58
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THAT MOST MEN OUT THERE
ARE LOOKING FOR.

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(clicks teeth)

60
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WELL, THANKS. I-I ALWAYS
LIKED THIS PICTURE OF US.

61
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
(chuckles)

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OH, HEY, I'M OFF ON FRIDAY,

63
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SO WE CAN LEAVE EARLY
FOR THE CABIN.

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UH, BAD NEWS. UH, I CHECKED
THE WEATHER UP THERE.

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IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN
FOR THIS WEEKEND.

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SO? I WASN'T SEEING US SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME OUTDOORS.

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(laughs)

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I THINK WE HAVE A LITTLE...

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"HORIZONTAL" TO CATCH UP ON.

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IT'S KIND OF BEEN A WHILE,
HASN'T IT?

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WELL, I GUESS, WITH, UH,
WORK AND EVERYTHING.

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A CABIN, THE RAIN...

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A BED.

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IT'S GONNA BE
A GOOD WEEKEND.

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YES, LYNETTE HAD TRIED HARD

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TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD
IN HER DIVORCE...

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HEY, GREGG.

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THAT DRINK--
I'D ACTUALLY ENJOY THAT.

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BUT SOMETIMES, THE LOW ROAD
WAS EASIER TO FIND.

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CARLOS SOLIS WAS USED TO
SITTING IN A POSITION OF POWER,

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WHETHER IT WAS BEHIND THE WHEEL
OF A POWERFUL CAR...
(starts engine)

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AT THE HEAD OF A POWER LUNCH...

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OR AT THE HELM
OF A POWERFUL COMPANY.

84
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BUT NOW THAT CARLOS SOLIS
HAD STARTED A NEW CAREER,

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HE SUDDENLY FOUND HIMSELF
IN A MUCH HUMBLER PLACE.

86
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SO... WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY NEW OFFICE?

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OKAY, I'LL ADMIT IT'S A LITTLE
BIT ON THE BARE BONES SIDE--

88
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ARE YOU KIDDING?

89
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ALL YOU NEED
IS SOME YELLOW TAPE

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AND A NOOSE HANGING
FROM THE CEILING,

91
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AND YOU'LL BE READY
TO ENTERTAIN.

92
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I LIKE IT, DADDY.

93
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THANK YOU, BABY.

94
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AW, THAT'S SO SWEET.

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YOU'RE LYING TO SPARE
YOUR DADDY'S FEELINGS.

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SERIOUSLY, HONEY, THERE'S A GUY
DOWN AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE

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WHO DRESSES ALL THE WINDOWS.
MAYBE HE COULD SPRUCE IT UP.

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"SPRUCE IT UP"?

99
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GABY, WE CAN BARELY
KEEP THE LIGHTS ON HERE.

100
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OUR BUDGET IS TINY,
AND EVERY CENT GOES TOWARDS

101
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HELPING ADDICTS,
FINDING THEM JOBS, HOUSING...

102
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OKAY, OKAY.
SAVE IT FOR THE PAMPHLET.

103
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ALL I'M SAYING IS,
IF I WAS AN ADDICT,

104
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ROOMS LIKE THIS ARE WHY
I SHOOT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.

105
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OKAY, BEHAVE.
LISTEN TO YOUR DADDY.

106
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(kisses) I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! I CAN'T
TAKE THE GIRLS TO SCHOOL.

108
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YOU ALWAYS TAKE THEM.

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I HAVE TO GO TO WORK EARLY
TODAY.

110
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WELL, I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW.

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CARLOS, HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE
IN AN HOUR?

112
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$12.

113
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I JUST MADE $12 LISTENING TO YOU
TELL ME YOU MAKE $12.

114
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GABY, COME ON. THIS JOB
IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

115
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I'M DOING VERY MEANINGFUL WORK.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF THAT.

116
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WELL, WHEN WE CAN PAY
OUR MORTGAGE IN "MEANINGFUL,"

117
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I WILL BE.

118
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MWAH.

119
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HEY, BUDDY.
HOW WAS SCHOOL?

120
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OKAY. I'M STARVING.
CAN I HAVE SOME COOKIES?

121
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SURE.

122
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DIDN'T YOU LIKE
THE TURKEY SANDWICH I MADE YOU?

123
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NOT REALLY.

124
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I TRIED TO TRADE IT
TO JOHN GURRY

125
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FOR A BOOK ABOUT WORMS,

126
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BUT HE BACKED OUT 'CAUSE
YOU USED TOO MUCH MAYO.

127
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SORRY. DIDN'T REALIZE
THE WORM KID WAS SUCH A GOURMET.

128
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WHAT'S THIS?

129
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NOTHING.

130
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WAIT. YOUR SCHOOL'S HAVING
A SOAPBOX DERBY.

131
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YEAH.

132
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
SO MUCH FUN.

133
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IT'S FOR DADS AND SONS.

134
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YES... BUT IT DOESN'T SAY
MOMS CAN'T DO IT, TOO.

135
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THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.

136
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BESIDES, IT'S IN THREE DAYS.

137
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OH. THAT'S REALLY SOON.

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I GUESS WE SHOULD
GET STARTED.

139
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OH, COME ON.

140
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.

141
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MOM, YOU CAN'T MAKE A CAR.

142
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WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

143
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'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE
A TURKEY SANDWICH.

144
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WELL, THANK GOODNESS I HAVE
THE MOST TALENTED PARTNER.

145
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NOW COME ON.
WE'RE WASTING TIME.

146
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LET'S GET HAMMERING.

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(indistinct conversations)

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SERIOUSLY?
YOU'RE TELLING ME

149
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YOU'RE
AGAINST THE DEATH PENALTY?

150
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I'VE JUST SEEN
TOO MANY CASES

151
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WHERE THE WRONG PERSON
GETS CONVICTED.

152
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NOT MY CLIENTS, OF COURSE.

153
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WELL, I JUST THINK
OUR SOCIETY'S GOTTEN TOO SOFT.

154
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WE NEED A POWERFUL DETERRENT
TO STOP THESE KILLERS.

155
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YOU DO REALIZE
YOU'RE NOT ON TRIAL

156
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FOR A PARKING TICKET, RIGHT?
(fork clatters)

157
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KIDDING. HEY, I'M JUST--
JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.

158
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TOMORROW'S GONNA BE FINE.
IT'S JUST A PRE-TRIAL HEARING.

159
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YES, WHICH BRINGS ME ONE STEP
CLOSER TO THE REAL THING.

160
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SO WHAT EXACTLY... WILL WE
BE DOING AT THIS HEARING?

161
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YOU WILL SIT THERE
AND LOOK CLASSY AND INNOCENT.

162
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I WILL TRY TO GET AS MUCH
OF THEIR CASE TOSSED AS I CAN.

163
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AND YOUR SUCCESS RATE
AT THIS SORT OF THING IS?

164
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IMPRESSIVE.

165
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I ONCE DEFENDED A WOMAN
WHO RAN A BROTHEL.

166
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AT THE PRE-TRIAL,
I GOT THE WHOLE THING REDUCED

167
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TO OPERATING A BUSINESS
WITHOUT A FIRE DOOR.

168
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THAT'S TERRIBLE.

169
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WHAT? WHAT, ME BEING
A GREAT LAWYER?

170
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NO, DEFENDING A PROSTITUTE.
CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED,

171
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BUT I FIND THAT LINE OF WORK
RATHER DISTASTEFUL.

172
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(chuckles) SO--SO IF SHE RAN
A CIGARETTE COMPANY,

173
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OR MANUFACTURED HANDGUNS,
SHE'S A-OK,

174
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BUT--BUT SELLING MEN
A LITTLE RING-A-DING

175
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MAKES HER A PARIAH.

176
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OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
"RING-A-DING"?
MM-HMM.

177
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SECOND, SEX, ISN'T A COMMODITY.
IT'S... SACRED.

178
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YEAH, I'LL SAY,
AND FOR THIS WOMAN,

179
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SACRED COST 400 BUCKS A POP.

180
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CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING
ABOUT IT? IT'S TAWDRY.

181
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(chuckles)
AND THAT LITTLE CRACK
ABOUT MANUFACTURING HANDGUNS?

182
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I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'RE ANTI-GUN.

183
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I'VE SUED THE N.R.A.
THREE TIMES.

184
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IT IS MY DREAM TO ONE DAY
TAKE THOSE SONS OF BITCHES DOWN.

185
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WELL, WHEN IT COMES TO MY GUNS,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PRY THEM

186
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OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.

187
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"GUNS"? PLURAL?
MM-HMM.

188
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WHAT, IS THAT SO YOU CAN, UH,
COORDINATE YOUR FIREARMS

189
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WITH YOUR SHOES?

190
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YOU AND I ARE NEVER GONNA
AGREE ON ANYTHING, ARE WE?

191
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(crunches)
THIS SALAD KIND OF SUCKS.

192
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I AGREE.

193
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NOT WITH THE LANGUAGE,
BUT WITH THE OBSERVATION.

194
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I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE

195
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WHO CAN PULL OFF A CAPE
LIKE YOU, MRS. DUNCAN.

196
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AND THIS IS OUR LAST ONE,

197
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SO I'M NOT LETTING YOU
LEAVE HERE WITHOUT IT.

198
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(chuckles)

199
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UH-OH. ANOTHER STRAY FROM
THE LAND OF ELASTIC WAISTBANDS.

200
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AVERT YOUR EYES.
I'LL GET RID OF HER.

201
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HELLO, DEAR.

202
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YOU MUST HAVE TAKEN
A WRONG TURN.

203
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SENSIBLE SHOES
ARE ONE FLOOR DOWN.

204
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OH, ACTUALLY, I'M LOOKING
FOR A PERSONAL SHOPPER.

205
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I NEED HELP.

206
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OKAY. UM...

207
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YOU'RE WELCOME.

208
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OH.

209
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OH, CHAMPAGNE. OH--

210
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OH, NO, NO. THIS IS JUST
FOR HIGH-END CUSTOMERS.

211
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OH. (chuckles)

212
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AND ME. MY HUSBAND'S
AN ALCOHOLIC.

213
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SO I CAN ONLY DRINK
AT WORK.

214
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I'M LOOKING TO FRESHEN UP
MY WARDROBE.

215
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I HAVEN'T BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES
IN QUITE SOME TIME.

216
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I UNDERSTAND. FIXED INCOME?

217
00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:33,306
NO. MY RICH HUSBAND WAS
A STINGY SON OF A BITCH,

218
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:38,378
AND NOW HE'S TOES UP.
I AM READY TO SPEND.

219
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,647
WHO WAS YOUR HUSBAND?

220
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,948
WILLIAM HAMMOND.

221
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,750
AS IN THE HAMMOND THEATER?
MM-HMM.

222
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:43,817
AND THE HAMMOND HOSPITAL?
YEP.

223
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,953
AND THE HAMMOND LIBRARY?

224
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,221
SO YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM.
ARE YOU KIDDING?

225
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,289
I'VE BEEN TO SHOWS
IN THAT THEATER,

226
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,891
I'VE GIVEN BIRTH
IN THAT HOSPITAL,

227
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,794
AND I WENT INTO THAT LIBRARY
ONCE FOR DIRECTIONS.

228
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,362
OH.
WELL, SIT DOWN

229
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,664
WHILE I PULL YOU
SOME CLOTHES.

230
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,766
OH. (chuckles)
THERE YOU GO.

231
00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,800
WELL, THANK YOU.

232
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,069
OH, HONEY.
LOOK AT THAT CAPE.

233
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,271
THAT LOOKS INTERESTING.

234
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,906
OH.

235
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,743
GIVE ME THAT.
YOU LOOK LIKE BATMAN.

236
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,944
OH. (chuckles)

237
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,880
THERE YOU GO.

238
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:18,652
AND FOR THE RECEPTION,
I WAS THINKING OF A JAZZ BAND.

239
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:19,987
WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL?

240
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,289
EH, I LIKE JAZZ.
UH, BUT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED

241
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,958
IN A LITTLE, UH,
TRADITIONAL AUSTRALIAN MUSIC,

242
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,828
I KNOW THIS GUY WHO PLAYS
A BADASS DIDGERIDOO.

243
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,331
JAZZ IT IS.

244
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,333
OKAY, WE'VE DONE ENOUGH.

245
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,303
LET ME CLEAN THIS UP,
AND THEN WE CAN GO UPSTAIRS

246
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,906
FOR A PREVIEW
OF OUR WEDDING NIGHT.

247
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,308
OH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
I'LL GRAB SOME WINE.

248
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,310
I KNOW THIS MIGHT SURPRISE YOU,

249
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,213
BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A FEW MOVES
SAVED UP

250
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,249
FOR MY FIRST NIGHT
AS MRS. BEN FAULKNER.

251
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,184
UH... IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

252
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:54,755
I JUST... CAN'T IMAGINE...
WHAT'S LEFT.

253
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,725
(bottle clatters)
OH, YEAH, THAT'S JUST SOME,
UH, SOME BUSINESS STUFF

254
00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:01,895
THAT I NEED TO TAKE.
NO, IT'S A SUBPOENA.

255
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:05,833
YOU'RE ON THE WITNESS LIST
FOR BREE'S TRIAL? WHY?

256
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,736
UH, BEATS ME. I-I TH-THINK
THEY MADE A MISTAKE.

257
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,338
KIND OF A COINCIDENCE,
THOUGH.

258
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,473
WELL...
THE COPS QUESTIONING YOU

259
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,942
ABOUT THAT BODY
THEY FOUND ON SITE

260
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:18,311
AND THEN BREE GETTING ARRESTED
FOR KILLING THE GUY?

261
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,949
BEN, DON'T LIE TO ME.

262
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,984
I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING
YOU TELL ME,

263
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,219
JUST AS LONG AS
IT'S THE TRUTH.

264
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,922
UM... OKAY.

265
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,224
LISTEN, RENEE,
LET'S JUST DROP THIS, OKAY?

266
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,360
NO. I'M ABOUT TO BECOME
YOUR WIFE.

267
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,295
YOU WANNA KEEP A SECRET

268
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,398
ABOUT TOUCHING ANOTHER BOY'S
DIDGERIDOO AT SUMMER CAMP, FINE.

269
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,900
BUT NOT ABOUT A MURDER.

270
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,773
HOLY CRAP.

271
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,507
I'M RIGHT.

272
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,144
TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON, OR I'M
WALKING OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

273
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,980
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO LET ME
THINK ABOUT IT.

274
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,384
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

275
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,421
MY, UH, MY FIRST HUSBAND
KEPT SECRETS FROM ME,

276
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,524
AND IT ENDED OUR MARRIAGE.

277
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,928
I'M NOT GOING DOWN
THIS ROAD AGAIN.

278
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,806
GABY,
WHY IS THERE AN OLD LADY

279
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,108
SITTING AT
OUR DINING ROOM TABLE?

280
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,176
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO THAT IS?

281
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,312
I THINK MY GENERIC REFERENCE
TO HER AS "OLD LADY"

282
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,279
KINDA SAYS I DON'T.

283
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:29,182
SHE'S DORIS HAMMOND,
AS IN HAMMOND INVESTMENTS.

284
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,517
RING ANY BELLS?

285
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,552
BILL HAMMOND'S WIDOW?

286
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,154
GUY MADE A KILLING
IN PRIVATE EQUITY.

287
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,522
WHY IS SHE HERE?

288
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,158
SHE'S MY BEST CUSTOMER
DOWN AT CUMBERLY'S,

289
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,492
I THINK MOSTLY 'CAUSE
SHE SEES ME AS HER FRIEND.

290
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:43,063
(chuckles) OH. SO YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D EXPLOIT THAT--

291
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,398
INVITE A LONELY WIDOW TO DINNER,
PRETEND SHE'S YOUR FRIEND,

292
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,533
JUST TO MAKE MONEY
OFF OF HER.

293
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,401
(oven door clatters)
EXACTLY.

294
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,103
GABY, CAN'T I JUST TAKE
MY PLATE UPSTAIRS?

295
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,238
I'M EXHAUSTED.

296
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,007
YOU'RE EXHAUSTED? I HAD TO WATCH
A 20-MINUTE iPhone VIDEO

297
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,943
OF HER CAT TAKING A NAP
IN A LAUNDRY BASKET

298
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,244
JUST TO SELL HER A COAT.

299
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,046
NOW GET OUT THERE,
LOSE YOUR TOP BUTTON,

300
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,513
AND LOOK PRETTY.

301
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:07,320
DORIS, I CAN'T GET OVER HOW
LOVELY THAT JACKET LOOKS ON YOU.

302
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,323
ISN'T IT LOVELY, CARLOS?

303
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,260
YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

304
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,097
OH, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
WHEN I SAW THE PRICE.

305
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,498
I GUESS I JUST HAVE
TO GET COMFORTABLE

306
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,500
WITH THE IDEA
OF SPENDING MONEY.

307
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,170
THAT'S RIGHT, AND TOMORROW
WHEN THE NEW FALL LINE COMES IN,

308
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,072
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU
REAL COMFORTABLE.

309
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,373
(chuckles)

310
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,275
SO, CARLOS...

311
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,010
WHAT IS IT YOU DO?

312
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:34,447
I... WORK FOR A NONPROFIT
THAT HELPS RECOVERING ADDICTS.

313
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:39,152
(imitates loud snoring)

314
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:43,223
OH, I'M SORRY. WAS CARLOS
TALKING ABOUT HIS CHARITY?

315
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,358
GOOD THING WE WEREN'T OPERATING
HEAVY MACHINERY, HUH, DORIS?

316
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,393
(chuckles)

317
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,428
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE
MY WIFE.

318
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,264
NOT THE BIGGEST FAN
OF WHAT I DO.

319
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,933
OH, THAT'S SILLY.

320
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,969
PHILANTHROPY IS VERY IMPORTANT.

321
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:59,339
MY BILL GAVE GENEROUSLY
TO MANY WORTHY CAUSES.

322
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,375
OKAY, IF WE'RE GONNA KEEP
TALKING ABOUT CHARITY,

323
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,012
I'LL MAKE COFFEE.
WE'RE GONNA NEED IT.

324
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,383
BOY, BILL LEFT
QUITE A LEGACY.

325
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,419
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT CARRYING THAT ON?

326
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:17,057
OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I WOULDN'T
KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

327
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,928
MAYBE I COULD HELP.

328
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,430
SO MY EX'S LAWYER SAYS,
"WE BELIEVE IT'S FAIR

329
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,466
FOR MR. LIMON TO PAY
AN ADDITIONAL $1 MILLION."

330
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,102
AND I SAID--AND THIS IS
HOW MY MOUTH

331
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:32,372
ALWAYS GETS ME IN TROUBLE--
"SO THAT COMES OUT TO WHAT,

332
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,341
ABOUT $1 A POUND"?

333
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,411
(gasps) OH, MAN.
AND THE JUDGE...

334
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,380
NOT AMUSED, WHICH IS WHY
I WOUND UP PAYING

335
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,050
AN ADDITIONAL $2 MILLION.

336
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:47,654
OHH. TOM AND I ARE GOING TO
TRY TO DO THIS WITHOUT LAWYERS.

337
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,156
HUH.

338
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,290
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, "HUH"?

339
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,458
WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER
25 YEARS.

340
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,360
WE HAVE KIDS TOGETHER.
AND THAT'S GREAT.

341
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,030
IT'S ALL GREAT, BUT THERE IS
ANOTHER PERSON INVOLVED.

342
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,165
JANE.

343
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,968
AND TRUST ME, SHE IS GONNA BE
IN HIS EAR THE WHOLE TIME

344
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,169
ABOUT THE SETTLEMENT.

345
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:06,006
BY THE WAY, I DO NOT
GET THE ATTRACTION THERE.

346
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,707
WELL, LET'S SAVE THAT TOPIC
FOR ANOTHER NIGHT.

347
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,142
WE CAN DO HOURS
ON THAT ONE.

348
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:13,046
ANOTHER NIGHT?
SO THIS IS GOING PRETTY GOOD.
YEAH. IT'S BEEN GREAT.

349
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,282
WELL, OKAY,
WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN.

350
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,716
HOW ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT?

351
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,687
(chuckles)
THIS SATURDAY'S BAD.

352
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,089
TOM NEEDS ME
TO SWITCH WEEKENDS

353
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,658
BECAUSE HE'S GOING AWAY
WITH... JANE.

354
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,395
WELL... (sighs)
IT'D BE KIND OF A SHAME

355
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,364
IF SOME LAST-MINUTE STUFF
CAME UP AT WORK,

356
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,166
AND HE WASN'T ABLE TO GO.

357
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,267
(laughs) YEAH.
I GUESS THAT WOULD MEAN

358
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,535
HE WOULDN'T HAVE
TO SWITCH WEEKENDS,

359
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:39,006
AND THAT WOULD FREE YOU UP
FOR SATURDAY.

360
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,241
DID I GET THAT CALCULUS
RIGHT?

361
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,377
ARE YOU SAYING IN ORDER
TO GET A DATE WITH ME,

362
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,079
YOU'D MESS WITH TOM?

363
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,181
DON'T THINK OF IT SO MUCH
AS MESSING WITH TOM.

364
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,283
THINK OF IT MORE
AS MESSING WITH...

365
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,320
JANE.
(deep voice) JANE.

366
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,691
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S STAYING TOGETHER. (laughs)

367
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,127
HOW LONG IS THIS RACE?

368
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,295
THREE MINUTES.
THREE MINUTES!

369
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,397
THIS CAN TOTALLY STAY TOGETHER
FOR THREE MINUTES.

370
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,633
CAN I GO NOW?
OH.

371
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,335
I WAS GONNA HAVE YOU
HELP ME PUT ON THE WHEELS.

372
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,337
NO, THANKS.
JUANITA FOUND A DEAD SQUIRREL,

373
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,239
SO I KINDA WANNA
CHECK IT OUT.

374
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,707
UH...

375
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,043
WELL, OF COURSE.

376
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,310
GOTTA SEE
THE DEAD SQUIRREL.

377
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,613
ONLY TOUCH IT
WITH A STICK!

378
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,782
NO FINGERS!

379
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,385
BLOWN OFF
FOR A DEAD SQUIRREL?

380
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,221
BOY, DOES THAT BRING BACK
MEMORIES.
(tape rips)

381
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,223
NEW HOBBY?

382
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,593
OH, M.J. AND I ARE BUILDING
THIS SOAPBOX THINGY CAR

383
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,295
FOR THE SCHOOL'S BIG RACE.

384
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,231
YOU SHOULD GET TOM TO HELP.
HE DID IT WITH ALL OUR BOYS.

385
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,233
IT'S HOW THEY LEARNED
TO SWEAR.

386
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,302
OH. THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

387
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,271
I AM TELLING YOU,
HE LOVES THIS STUFF.

388
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,073
I'M GONNA GIVE HIM
A CALL.

389
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,275
OH, THANKS, BUT I REALLY
THINK IT'S BETTER

390
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,076
IF I DO IT MYSELF.

391
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,710
BUT TOM CAN JUST...
(snaps fingers)

392
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:54,281
TOM IS NOT... GONNA BE
AROUND ALL THE TIME.

393
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,586
I'M SORRY. I MEAN,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

394
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,654
I DO.
SINCE TOM AND I SPLIT,

395
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,392
I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO BE BOTH MOM AND DAD,

396
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,361
BUT I ALSO KNOW
IT'S OKAY TO ASK FOR HELP.

397
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:12,299
NO. (sighs) I CAN DO THIS.
I HAVE TO.

398
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:16,269
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK
IT'S GONNA TURN OUT GREAT.

399
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:19,672
(clatters)

400
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,614
(mouthing words)

401
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,117
DO YOU ALWAYS MOVE YOUR LIPS
WHEN YOU READ?

402
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,118
DO YOU ALWAYS
COMMENT ON EVERYTHING

403
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,252
THAT BUGS YOU ABOUT ME?

404
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,154
I HAVEN'T SAID A WORD
ABOUT YOUR TIE.

405
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:39,392
OKAY, WE'RE HERE FOR DISCOVERY,
COMPLIANCE, AND TRIAL SETTING.

406
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,229
MS. STONE, MR. WESTON,
YOU'VE EXCHANGED WITNESS LISTS?

407
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,165
THE PEOPLE HAVE NO OBJECTION
TO MR. WESTON'S LIST.

408
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,267
MR. WESTON, ANY OBJECTIONS?

409
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,601
THAT DEPENDS.

410
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:52,172
WHO ARE THE GENTLEMEN
FROM NUMBER 16 TO 28?

411
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,174
I'VE NEVER HEARD
THESE NAMES BEFORE.

412
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,775
YOUR CLIENT HAS.

413
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,277
THEY'RE MEN SHE MET AT A BAR,
BROUGHT HOME,

414
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,146
AND HAD SEX WITH.

415
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,649
(laughs) THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

416
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,585
YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENSE
WILL ARGUE THAT THERE'S

417
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,320
NO SUGGESTION OF A RELATIONSHIP

418
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,855
BETWEEN MS. VAN DE KAMP
AND MR. SANCHEZ,

419
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,623
THAT SHE NEVER EVEN MET HIM.

420
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,260
BECAUSE SHE HADN'T.
SOME OF THESE MEN
WILL TESTIFY

421
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,229
THAT SHE WAS SO INTOXICATED
DURING THEIR TIME TOGETHER,

422
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,232
THAT SHE DIDN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING ABOUT THE LIAISON.

423
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,269
SUGGESTING THAT SHE COULD HAVE
SLEPT WITH MR. SANCHEZ.

424
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:28,608
SO UNDER MS. STONE'S
"FORGETFUL SLUT" THEORY,

425
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,212
YOU CAN CONNECT MY CLIENT
TO ANY MAN IN FAIRVIEW.

426
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,680
WELL, NOT EVERY MAN IN FAIRVIEW
ENDED UP

427
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,283
WITH THE DEFENDANT'S FINGERPRINT
ON HIS SHIRT,

428
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,185
BUT MR. SANCHEZ DID.

429
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,190
YOUR HONOR,
THE IDEA THAT MY CLIENT

430
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,925
WOULD CONDUCT HERSELF IN--
IN THAT MANNER IS ABSURD.

431
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,196
SHE IS A PARAGON OF VIRTUE
IN THE COMMUNITY,

432
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,598
A CHAMPION
OF CONSERVATIVE VALUES...

433
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,671
SHORT RECESS, YOUR HONOR?

434
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,309
BREE...

435
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,545
BREE, IS THIS TRUE? DID YOU
SLEEP WITH RAMON SANCHEZ?

436
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,813
NO.

437
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,216
BUT THE OTHER MEN?

438
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,853
HOW THE HELL COULD YOU
NOT TELL ME THIS?

439
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,724
OH, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. THIS...

440
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,827
THIS IS OKAY AS LONG AS WE CAN
STAY IN FRONT OF IT.

441
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:26,233
UM... I NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY
WHO YOU SLEPT WITH AND WHEN--

442
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,902
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
(whispers) NO.

443
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,938
BREE, IF I'M GOING
TO DEFEND YOU,

444
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,506
I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

445
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,810
I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T
TALK ABOUT THIS WITH YOU.

446
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,249
(sighs)

447
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,456
(Doris) GABY?

448
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,359
DORIS, YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT JUST GOT OFF THE PLANE.

449
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,661
THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY
EMBROIDERED CHINESE SILK,

450
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,463
AND IF YOU LISTEN TO IT
CAREFULLY,

451
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,831
YOU CAN HEAR LITTLE CHILDREN
ASKING, "WHEN'S DINNER?"

452
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,301
OH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.

453
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,570
OKAY, A LITTLE INSENSITIVE.
MY BAD.

454
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,705
NO, I-I'VE HAD
A CHANGE OF HEART,

455
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,807
AND I CAN'T BUY
ANYTHING MORE FROM YOU.

456
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,510
IN FACT,
I NEED TO RETURN THESE.

457
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,779
WHAT? YOU CAN'T.
I WORK ON COMMISSION.

458
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,448
I-I MEAN,
YOU LOVE THESE CLOTHES.

459
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,617
DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE
OF THESE SCARVES

460
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,652
COULD BUY A MONTH
OF VOCATIONAL TRAINING

461
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,654
FOR A HOMELESS ADDICT?

462
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,891
NO, BUT THAT SOUNDS
AWFULLY FAMILIAR.

463
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,660
IT WAS IN THE PAMPHLET THAT
CARLOS SLIPPED ME LAST NIGHT.

464
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,396
HE DID WHAT NOW?

465
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,797
AND WE TALKED ON THE PHONE
THIS MORNING,

466
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,567
AND HE REMINDED ME OF WHAT
MY HUSBAND USED TO SAY--

467
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,504
THAT "THOSE WHO DO WELL
MUST ALSO DO GOOD."

468
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,539
MM-HMM.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE CARLOS.

469
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:43,510
HE'S A VERY SPECIAL GUY.

470
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,711
HOLD ON TO HIM.

471
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,680
(chuckles) WELL,
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,

472
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,283
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
MY HANDS ON HIM.
(bag rustles)

473
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,818
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
COMMISSION I STOOD TO MAKE

474
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,820
FROM THIS LADY?
GABY.

475
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,722
DORIS WAS MY GOLDEN GOOSE.
I WAS FATTENING HER UP,

476
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,425
AND THEN YOU WENT
AND STOLE ALL HER EGGS,

477
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,727
AND--AND, WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THIS METAPHOR IS GOING,

478
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,330
BUT I AM MAD AT YOU, MISTER.
GABY. (chuckles)

479
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,665
NO, STOP "GABY"-ING ME.
I WILL NOT BE "GABY"-ED.

480
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,735
LOOK, WHERE DORIS PUTS
HER MONEY IS HER DECISION.

481
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,838
TOMORROW MORNING, 9:00,
SHE'S PUTTING IT HERE.

482
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,607
(scoffs) OKAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SMUG

483
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,709
JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE
"DOING CHARITY."

484
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:20,547
NO QUOTATION MARKS.
I'M ACTUALLY DOING CHARITY,

485
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,415
HELPING PEOPLE
GET THEIR LIVES TOGETHER.

486
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,750
AND I'M HELPING PEOPLE
PUT THEIR WARDROBES TOGETHER.

487
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,585
POTATO, POTAHTO.

488
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,554
I GOT TO RUN TO A MEETING.

489
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,055
NOW? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF AN ARGUMENT.

490
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,723
YEAH, BUT IT'S NO FUN TO ARGUE
WHEN ONLY ONE SIDE

491
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,359
IS MORALLY DEFENSIBLE.

492
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,694
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS FUN?
A LITTLE VICTORY DANCE.

493
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,530
(imitates dance beat)

494
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,731
OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

495
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,066
(slap)

496
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,370
(sighs)

497
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,608
OKAY, IT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT,

498
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,610
AND I SCRAPED OFF
TWO OF MY KNUCKLES,

499
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,078
AND I DRANK
SO MUCH GREEN TEA

500
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,680
THAT ONE OF MY EYES
WON'T STOP TWITCHING,

501
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:58,685
BUT... IT'S... FINISHED.
(squeals)

502
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,587
WHOO!

503
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,690
(laughs)

504
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,626
OKAY.
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,

505
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,461
I DESIGNED
THE FLAME DECALS MYSELF,

506
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,797
SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM,
THEY'RE TOTALLY REMOVABLE.

507
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,600
BUT PERSONALLY, I LIKE THEM.
I THINK THEY'RE AWESOME.

508
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,670
AND THERE'S A BASKET ON THE BACK
FOR SUNDRIES OR SNACKS

509
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,740
OR THUMB TACKS TO THROW
UNDER THE COMPETITION'S TIRES.

510
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,142
BUT WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO CHEAT
WITH A CAR LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

511
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,677
(chuckles)

512
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,713
ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING?

513
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,548
OH, I GET IT.

514
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,982
YOU HATE THE BASKET.
GUESS WHAT.

515
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,719
BASKET GONE.
(clang)

516
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,457
OH, COME ON. I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT.

517
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,658
YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOMETHING.

518
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,094
I... LOVE IT.

519
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,431
YOU DO? OH!

520
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,699
HEE HEE!
I MEAN, OF COURSE YOU DO.

521
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:50,136
BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU HAVE
ANY THOUGHTS OR TWEAKS, TELL ME.

522
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,638
'CAUSE WE STILL HAVE
A DAY BEFORE THE RACE.

523
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,573
NO, NO, IT'S PERFECT.

524
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,475
OH, I'M SO RELIEVED.

525
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,677
YOU WANNA TAKE IT
FOR A SPIN?

526
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,746
YEAH, BUT...
I'M KIND OF THIRSTY.

527
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,714
CAN YOU GET ME SOMETHING
TO DRINK?

528
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:05,485
OF COURSE. TWO FROSTY
NON-CAFFEINATED ROOT BEERS

529
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,454
COMING RIGHT UP.

530
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,999
(brakes squeal)

531
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:23,703
OH! OH, MY GOD!
WHAT DID YOU DO?

532
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,605
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.
I'M SO SORRY.

533
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:30,610
NO, NOT YOU! MY SON!
YOU CAN GO. OH.

534
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:31,778
(truck door closes)

535
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:36,516
(truck departs)
M.J., DID YOU WRECK THE CAR
ON PURPOSE?

536
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:40,553
NO. IT JUST ROLLED
DOWN THE DRIVEWAY.

537
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:44,591
IT'S A FLAT DRIVEWAY.

538
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,693
OKAY, I DID IT.

539
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,596
(sighs deeply)

540
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:50,730
(wood clatters)
WHY?

541
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,599
I HATE THAT CAR.

542
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,634
WELL, THEN WE'LL CHANGE IT.

543
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,669
WE'LL MAKE IT
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO.

544
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,572
I DON'T WANNA DO IT.
I DON'T WANNA BE THE WEIRDO.

545
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:03,710
HONEY, DID SOMEONE CALL YOU
A WEIRDO?

546
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,078
THEY DON'T HAVE TO.
THEY'RE ALWAYS STARING AT ME

547
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:09,115
AND TREATING ME DIFFERENT
'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A DAD.

548
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,183
OH, HONEY.

549
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,520
AND IF I GO
TO THE FATHER-SON DERBY,

550
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,522
AND I'M THE ONLY KID
WITH HIS MOM,

551
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,256
IT'S GONNA BE EVEN WORSE.

552
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:21,027
I'M SO SORRY.
I HAD NO IDEA.

553
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,629
WHAT CAN I DO
TO MAKE IT BETTER?

554
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:26,766
NOTHING.
I JUST WANT DAD.

555
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,571
(sighs)

556
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,177
HEY!

557
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,580
HEY! HOW WAS SOCCER?

558
00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,081
AWESOME. I THINK WE'RE GONNA

559
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:44,283
KICK SAN MARINO'S ASS
ON SATURDAY.
(door closes)

560
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,218
NICE. YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU
SOMETHING TO EAT?

561
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,087
THANKS.
I'M GONNA GET CHANGED.

562
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,622
HEY.
HEY.

563
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,057
IT'S CUTE HOW HER GENERATION

564
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,225
THINKS THAT SPORT
IS INTERESTING.

565
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:54,961
UGH.

566
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,295
OH, AND, UM, I WILL BRING HER
TO THE GAME SATURDAY.

567
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,698
LOOKS LIKE WE WON'T NEED
TO SWITCH WEEKENDS.

568
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:02,034
I THOUGHT YOU AND JANE
WERE GOING AWAY.

569
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:04,604
CAN'T. I GOT TO WORK.

570
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,573
GREGG WANTS ME TO REWORK
THE STRATEGIC PLAN

571
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:09,075
THE INTERNATIONAL GUYS DID,
SO...

572
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,242
HUH. WELL, THAT SUCKS.

573
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,678
NEVER LIKED THAT GUY.

574
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:14,581
THEN WHY'D YOU GO OUT
WITH HIM?

575
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:16,082
(packaging rustles)

576
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,284
I MEAN, HE SAID YOU GUYS
HAD DRINKS THE OTHER NIGHT?

577
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:22,321
IT WAS NOTHING.
WE JUST, YOU KNOW...

578
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,290
HUNG OUT FOR A BIT.
(silverware clatters)

579
00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:29,095
YOU DO REALIZE THAT
THAT COULD BE AWKWARD FOR ME.

580
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:31,598
HUH. THAT'S WEIRD.

581
00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:32,632
WHAT?

582
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,934
I HAVE
AN "ISN'T THAT IRONIC?" APP

583
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,203
THAT USUALLY BUZZES WHEN
PEOPLE SAY STUFF LIKE THAT.

584
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:40,940
I'M SERIOUS, LYNETTE.
THAT'S WHERE I WORK.

585
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,342
IT WAS JUST DRINKS
WITH A GUY I KNOW,

586
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,077
WHO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR BOSS.
(packaging rustling)

587
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,879
I PROMISE NOT TO DO
ANYTHING EMBARRASSING

588
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:51,217
LIKE...
KISS HIM IN THE OFFICE.

589
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,322
OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU WANNA SEE GREGG?

590
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,324
IT'S FINE WITH ME.

591
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,227
(door closes)

592
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,031
HEY.
HMM?

593
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,166
HOW ABOUT IF INSTEAD OF
EATING THIS SANDWICH,

594
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,035
I JUST WANTED
TO EAT CHOCOLATE?

595
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,671
HEY. HOW ABOUT... "NO"?

596
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:15,174
BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT DAD AND JANE

597
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,177
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU
VERY HAPPY?

598
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,311
THEN COULD I?

599
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:23,049
WHY, YOU LITTLE FINAGLER.

600
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,884
HOW DO I KNOW YOUR INFORMATION
IS EVEN WORTH

601
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:28,020
THE FINE BELGIAN CHOCOLATES THAT
I HAVE HIDDEN IN THE PANTRY?

602
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,221
OH, IT IS.

603
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,658
OH. (laughs)
IT WOULD BE WRONG TO TEACH YOU

604
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,993
THAT THIS KIND OF BLACKMAIL
WORKS.

605
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:37,897
BESIDES, I CAN SEE YOU'RE JUST
BURSTING TO TELL ME ANYWAY.

606
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,000
WHEN DAD TOLD JANE
HE HAD TO WORK THIS WEEKEND,

607
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:42,334
SHE KIND OF LOST IT.

608
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:45,404
REALLY? THE CHOCOLATE
THAT I AM IN NO WAY TRADING

609
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,007
FOR THIS INFORMATION
HAS ALMONDS IN IT.

610
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,143
SHE WAS ALL,
"WE NEVER HAVE TIME TOGETHER"

611
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:54,246
AND "YOU STILL HAVEN'T
FILED THE DIVORCE PAPERS."

612
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,382
IS THAT TRUE? HE HASN'T?

613
00:26:56,415 --> 00:27:01,020
THE ENVELOPE IS STILL SITTING
ON A SHELF IN THE KITCHEN.

614
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,288
PUT THE SANDWICH DOWN,

615
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,223
OR YOU WON'T HAVE ANY ROOM
LEFT FOR CHOCOLATE.

616
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:15,902
AH. WELL, LOOK WHO STROLLED IN
FROM THE OUTBACK.

617
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,003
WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?

618
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:20,973
SORRY. I REALLY NEEDED
TO SORT THROUGH SOME STUFF.

619
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:23,075
STUFF? YOU MEAN
WHAT HORS D'OEUVRES

620
00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:24,443
WE'LL BE SERVING
AT THE WEDDING,

621
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,179
OR ARE YOU REFERRING
TO THE DEAD BODY?

622
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:35,121
HEY, IF YOU PLAN ON STAYING,
YOU'D BETTER START TALKING.

623
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:39,892
I AM IMPOSSIBLY
IN LOVE WITH YOU, RENEE.

624
00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:42,795
AND THERE'S NOTHING I WANT MORE
THAN TO COME CLEAN.

625
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,296
BUT IF I TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON,

626
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,365
YOU COULD GET DRAGGED
INTO THIS,

627
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:49,335
AND THEN YOU'RE AT RISK,
TOO.

628
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,174
YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.

629
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:58,344
YOUR EX KEPT SECRETS
TO HURT YOU.

630
00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:01,213
I'M KEEPING THEM
TO PROTECT YOU.

631
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:04,884
OKAY.

632
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:08,320
REALLY? THAT WAS EASY.

633
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:11,891
(cork pops)
WELL, WHILE YOU WERE
ON YOUR WALKABOUT,

634
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:14,861
I REMEMBERED SOMETHING.

635
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,097
SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE.

636
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,398
WHICH IS?

637
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,100
IT'S A CRAZY LAW
WE HAVE HERE.

638
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:25,004
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TESTIFY
AGAINST YOUR HUSBAND.

639
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,006
SO HERE'S WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN.

640
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,842
WE SAY "I DO,"
WE WALK BACK UP THE AISLE,

641
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:31,377
THE SECOND
WE'RE OUTSIDE THAT CHURCH,

642
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,813
YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING.

643
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,181
AND IF I DON'T?

644
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,249
WELL, THEN I GUESS
YOU WON'T BE SEEING

645
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:41,120
THOSE WEDDING NIGHT MOVES
I TOLD YOU ABOUT.

646
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:42,221
AND TRUST ME...

647
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,125
MY SECRET IS WAY BETTER
THAN YOURS.

648
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:55,868
AHH, SO YOU ARE ALIVE.

649
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:58,070
YOU'RE JUST NOT ANSWERING
YOUR PHONE.

650
00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,072
I'M SORRY. I JUST...

651
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,841
CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT YOU MUST THINK OF ME

652
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,175
AFTER HEARING ALL THAT.

653
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,117
BREE, LISTEN,
I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE.

654
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,819
I DEFEND THEM.

655
00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,221
AND IF I'M GONNA DEFEND YOU,
I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING.

656
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,189
(sighs)

657
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:20,059
SEXUAL HISTORY
FROM YOUR FIRST HUSBAND

658
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,028
DOWN TO THE LAST GUY
ON THE D.A.'s WITNESS LIST.

659
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:24,163
HOW ABOUT I GO IN THE KITCHEN
AND SAY IT,

660
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:27,099
AND YOU JUST...
LISTEN FROM OUT HERE?

661
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,135
NO DICE. I NEED YOU
TO SAY IT TO MY FACE.

662
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,536
WHY?

663
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,539
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SITTING
AT THE DEFENDANT'S TABLE

664
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:36,008
WHILE ONE GUY AFTER ANOTHER
TAKES THE STAND

665
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,178
AND GOES INTO AS MUCH
GRAPHIC DETAIL

666
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,013
AS THE PROSECUTOR
WANTS HIM TO,

667
00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:44,050
AND THE WHOLE TIME THE JURY IS
GONNA BE LOOKING AT YOUR FACE.

668
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,184
OH, DEAR GOD.

669
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:48,187
AND IF THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
IS GUILT,

670
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,856
THEY'RE GONNA THINK
YOU'RE GUILTY.

671
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:55,194
SO I NEED YOU TO OWN
THIS PART OF YOUR LIFE,

672
00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:57,997
AND THAT STARTS WITH YOU
TELLING ME EVERYTHING.

673
00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:04,871
OKAY.

674
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,172
I HOPED IT WOULDN'T
COME TO THIS, BUT, UH,

675
00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,507
MAYBE IT WOULD BE HELPFUL
IF I TOLD YOU

676
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,109
MY SEXUAL SECRETS FIRST.

677
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,611
NO, IT MOST CERTAINLY
WOULD NOT BE HELPFUL.

678
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,047
BESIDES,
MEN AREN'T EMBARRASSED

679
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:16,916
TO BRAG
ABOUT THEIR CONQUESTS.

680
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:20,152
I'M GONNA START TALKING NOW.

681
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:23,055
FIRST TIME I HAD SEX...

682
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,623
I WAS 24.

683
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,092
I WAS IN LAW SCHOOL.

684
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:29,095
SHE WAS A CLASSMATE
AND RATHER EXPERIENCED.

685
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,130
IT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL,

686
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,132
OR FOR THAT MATTER,
LAST VERY LONG.

687
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,200
(chuckles)

688
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,903
YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S HILARIOUS.

689
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:38,570
(chuckles) IN FACT,
EVERY CHRISTMAS,

690
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:41,040
I GET A CARD FROM HER
THAT SAYS, "STILL LAUGHING."

691
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:44,076
(laughs) SO YOU HAD
AN AWKWARD FIRST EXPERIENCE.

692
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,077
WHO DIDN'T?

693
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:48,214
YOU WANT WORSE?
I-I CAN DO WORSE.

694
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:51,951
OKAY.

695
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:56,022
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS.
UM...

696
00:30:56,055 --> 00:31:00,592
I AM... QUITE OVERSIZED
DOWN THERE.

697
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,096
SINCE WHEN IS A MAN
BEING WELL ENDOWED

698
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,264
CONSIDERED HUMILIATING?

699
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,666
I'M TALKING
ABOUT MY PROSTATE--

700
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,936
MY ENLARGED PROSTATE.

701
00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:13,039
BEST PART--
YOUR DOCTOR TELLS YOU

702
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,474
IT ONLY HAPPENS
TO OLDER MEN.

703
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:18,010
THAT'S THE REASON YOU HAVE
TO PEE 30 TIMES A DAY.

704
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:22,648
SO NOW YOU KNOW I'M PUSHING 50,
BORDERLINE INCONTINENT,

705
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:25,117
AND WOMEN ARE SCARED
OF MY JUNK.

706
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,487
IS THAT HUMILIATING ENOUGH
FOR YOU?

707
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,056
YES, I THINK IT IS.

708
00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,958
GLAD TO HEAR IT.

709
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:36,162
OH. I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOW,
DON'T I?

710
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,502
(sighs) HMM.

711
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,975
I WAS IN A DARK PLACE...

712
00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,043
LONELY...

713
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:53,579
AND IN PAIN, I STARTED...

714
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:57,216
DRINKING... AGAIN.

715
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,027
(indistinct conversations)

716
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,695
SO THE KICKER
TO THE STORY IS,

717
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,198
THE NEW INTERNATIONAL PLAN
THAT TOM CAME UP WITH IS--

718
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:13,432
IS PRETTY AWESOME.
MM.

719
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,034
HE MAY NOT HAVE GOOD TASTE
IN WOMEN,

720
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,004
BUT HE IS DAMN SMART
ABOUT FINANCE.

721
00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:19,505
TOM IS REALLY SMART...

722
00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:23,209
IN THAT ONE AREA.

723
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,610
POOR JANE.

724
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,212
(clink)
YOU'RE REALLY ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU?

725
00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:28,480
UM... A LITTLE, TINY BIT.

726
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:29,415
YOU SHOULD.

727
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,682
I WISH I HAD A WAY
OF GETTING BACK AT CRYSTAL

728
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,218
WHEN WE WERE BREAKING UP.

729
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,719
MUST FEEL GOOD.

730
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,687
JANE WAS PRETTY PISSED, HUH?

731
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,124
OH, APPARENTLY.
SO EVEN THOUGH THAT MAKES ME

732
00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,226
A TERRIBLE PERSON,
THANK YOU FOR THAT.

733
00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:43,595
ANYTIME. I MEAN THAT.

734
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:44,596
ANYTIME.

735
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,199
(chuckles) SO...

736
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,501
IF I ASKED YOU TO HAVE TOM
WORK A FEW NIGHTS THIS WEEK,

737
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,736
YOU'D DO IT?

738
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:53,039
IF I COULD HELP YOU
PISS OFF YOUR EX

739
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:56,242
AND SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU,
I SEE NO DOWNSIDE IN THAT.

740
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:57,643
YOU JUST SAY THE WORD.

741
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:58,644
REALLY?

742
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,612
LATE NIGHTS, WEEKENDS.

743
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,448
MAYBE EVEN A FEW
OUT-OF-TOWN TRIPS?

744
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:05,084
YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,

745
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,718
I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

746
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:10,122
OH. (laughs)
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

747
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,591
MUST BE WHY WOMEN FALL
FOR POWERFUL MEN.

748
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,663
AND THEN
THE PROSECUTOR SUGGESTED

749
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,067
I WAS PROBABLY SO DRUNK,
THAT I FORGOT THE WHOLE THING.

750
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,202
WELL, HANG ON.
DIDN'T YOUR HOTSHOT LAWYER

751
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:24,736
GET ALL UP IN HER FACE
WITH THE "OBJECTIONS"

752
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,072
AND THE "SIDEBARS"

753
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,606
AND THE "YOU CAN'T HANDLE
THE TRUTH!"?

754
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,075
TRIP WAS AMAZING,

755
00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:30,742
BUT SHE STILL SAID
IT WAS ADMISSIBLE.

756
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:33,612
MY ENTIRE SORDID PAST
IS ADMISSIBLE.

757
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,147
SO JUST BECAUSE YOU SLEPT
WITH A FEW GUYS

758
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,116
MEANS YOU SLEPT
WITH ALEJANDRO?

759
00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:39,618
MORE THAN A FEW.

760
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,088
SORRY. CARRY ON.

761
00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:45,091
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WORST THING WAS?

762
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:48,594
THE LOOK ON TRIP'S FACE.
HE WAS SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

763
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:51,530
WAIT. THAT WAS
THE WORST THING?

764
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:54,133
WORSE THAN THE WHOLE
SHARING-A-CELL-FOR-20-YEARS-

765
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,402
WITH-A-BIG-GAL-NAMED-VERN
THING?

766
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,104
WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO PRISON.

767
00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,105
I MEAN, TRIP SAYS
WE'RE GONNA WIN,

768
00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,539
AND I BELIEVE IN HIM.

769
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,508
I JUST THANK GOD THAT
EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS,

770
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,110
HE STILL BELIEVES IN ME.

771
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,748
OKAY, I'M GONNA SAY IT.
(cup clatters)

772
00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:12,151
BREE, YOU HAVE A CRUSH
ON YOUR LAWYER.

773
00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:14,120
(scoffs) DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

774
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:17,456
YOU DO SOUND
A TEENSY BIT SMITTEN.

775
00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:20,826
I AM NOT SMITTEN. I-I HAPPEN TO
ADMIRE HIS LEGAL SKILLS, AND--

776
00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:23,362
HIS DREAMY BLUE EYES?

777
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:27,199
THEY'RE NOT BLUE. THEY'RE GREEN,
FLECKED WITH HINTS OF BROWN.

778
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,871
OKAY, MAYBE I FIND HIM
ATTRACTIVE,

779
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,840
BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD
PUT MYSELF AT RISK

780
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,375
BY DATING MY OWN ATTORNEY?

781
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:37,309
OH, I DON'T KNOW.

782
00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:39,478
YOU PUT US ALL AT RISK
WHEN YOU DATED CHUCK.

783
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:44,450
LOOK, HAVING A CRUSH
IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

784
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,852
HE'S RESCUING YOU,
AND IT'S IN OUR D.N.A.

785
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,455
TO FALL FOR GUYS
WHO RESCUE US.

786
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:52,891
BUT IN THIS CASE, IT'S JUST
NOT SAFE FOR YOU TO ACT ON IT.

787
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,161
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

788
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:56,795
YOU'RE ON TRIAL
FOR MURDER, BREE.

789
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,830
YOU GOT TO KEEP
A CLEAR HEAD.

790
00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:00,766
AND SO DOES HE.

791
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,904
DORIS, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
HOW GRATEFUL WE ARE.

792
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,407
YOUR DONATION IS GONNA HELP
SO MANY RECOVERING ADDICTS

793
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,675
GET BACK ON THEIR FEET.

794
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,644
OH, STOP. (chuckles)
I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU

795
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,513
FOR LETTING ME BE A PART
OF ALL THIS.

796
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,915
MM, AND PLEASE FORGIVE
THE APPEARANCE OF MY OFFICE.

797
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,885
EVERY PENNY THAT WE GET
GOES DIRECTLY TO THOSE IN NEED,

798
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:22,421
SO THERE'S NOT A LOT
LEFT OVER FOR...

799
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,857
NICE... THINGS.

800
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,398
THOSE IN NEED, HUH?

801
00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:33,899
THIS IS NOT MY STUFF!

802
00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:36,868
I HAD A SIMPLE WOODEN DESK,
AN OLD COFFEE TABLE.

803
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,870
OH.

804
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,906
AND A BABY GRAND.

805
00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,408
WELL, THAT MUST COME IN HANDY

806
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,876
WHILE YOU'RE ALL SINGING
"KUMBAYA"

807
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,646
DURING
YOUR CLEAN NEEDLE EXCHANGE.

808
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:50,816
DORIS, PLEASE. THIS IS NOT
WHAT WE'RE ABOUT HERE.

809
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,885
FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER OLD LADY
TO FLEECE.

810
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,621
(sighs)

811
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,826
(door opens)

812
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:03,395
HONEY, I NEED TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING IN THE GARAGE.

813
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:04,896
DID YOU FIX THE CAR?

814
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,566
NO. JUANITA USED THE WOOD
TO BUILD A COFFIN

815
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,935
FOR THE SQUIRREL, BUT I DO HAVE
A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.

816
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:13,639
(sighs)

817
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:16,742
AHEM.

818
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,878
OH, HEY, PERFECT TIMING,
M.J.

819
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,613
WE COULD REALLY USE
ANOTHER PAIR OF HANDS.

820
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,815
(lowered voice)
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

821
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,785
WELL, I KNOW I TOLD YOU
THAT I COULD DO THIS MYSELF,

822
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,388
BUT I GOT TO THINKING
THAT EVERY RACE CAR DRIVER

823
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,857
HAS A PIT CREW,
AND THIS IS YOURS.

824
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,460
WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU.

825
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:35,727
AND NOT JUST ABOUT CAR STUFF,
YOU KNOW?

826
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:39,631
ANYTIME YOU NEED SOMETHING,
GIVE US A CALL.

827
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,533
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS DESIGN?
HEY?

828
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,835
IT... KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE A CORVETTE.

829
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,737
KIND OF?
IT'S AN EXACT RENDERING.

830
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,773
LOOK AT THE SHADING
ON THE WHEEL WELL.

831
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:50,276
CALM DOWN. YOU TRACED IT
OUT OF A MAGAZINE.

832
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,878
CAN YOU GUYS
REALLY BUILD THIS?

833
00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,514
UM, WELL...
NOT WITHOUT YOUR HELP.

834
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,817
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT COLOR?

835
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,287
RED OR BLUE?

836
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,821
MOM? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

837
00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:07,693
I THINK, UH...
THIS IS KIND OF A GUY THING,

838
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:10,429
AND I SHOULD LET YOU GUYS
GET TO WORK.

839
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,498
MY DAD LOVED CORVETTES.

840
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:13,399
WE KNOW.

841
00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:14,600
HE ALWAYS SAID IF HE EVER
WON THE LOTTERY,

842
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:19,538
FIRST THING HE'D DO IS BUY
A CORVETTE STINGRAY CONVERTIBLE.

843
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,518
(knock on door)

844
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:33,585
HEY.
HEY.

845
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:34,520
COME ON IN.

846
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:37,689
WHOA. (laughs)
YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.

847
00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,858
AW.
AND TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT
A MILLION BUCKS LOOKS LIKE.

848
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:42,528
WHAT A LOVELY COMPLIMENT...

849
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,363
FOR ONE OF US.

850
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,798
SO, UH, GALLO IS
THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN,

851
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,767
AND AFTER TONIGHT,
YOU WILL KNOW WHY.

852
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,871
WELL, CAN'T WAIT.

853
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,740
LET'S GO.

854
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,808
BUT FIRST...
I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.

855
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,644
UH-HUH?

856
00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,414
A NAIL.

857
00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,350
HOW THOUGHTFUL...

858
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,717
AND... IMAGINARY.

859
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,854
A NAIL IN THE COFFIN
OF TOM'S HAPPINESS.

860
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,690
THE END OF TOM AND JANE.

861
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,459
COMPLETELY BAFFLED.

862
00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:14,726
EVERY TIME THIS WEEK
I TOLD HIM I NEEDED HIM LATE,

863
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,428
TOM WOULD GO IN HIS OFFICE,

864
00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:19,665
AND I'D HEAR HIM ON THE PHONE
IN A BIG FIGHT WITH JANE.

865
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:23,669
YOU SHOULDN'T BE
TELLING ME THIS.

866
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:26,071
BUT... (high-pitched voice)
YAY!

867
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,773
SO HOW DO YOU THINK
THE PERSNICKETY MS. CARLSON

868
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,642
WILL HANDLE THE NEWS
OF TOM'S TRANSFER?

869
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,511
HIS WHAT?

870
00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:34,513
THE INTERNATIONAL PLAN
NEEDS A POINT MAN,

871
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:38,049
SO I'M SENDING TOM TO MUMBAI
FOR A YEAR.

872
00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:43,389
M-MUMBAI LIKE...
INDIA MUMBAI?

873
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,523
MM-HMM.

874
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:47,459
WHICH MEANS YOU AND I
WILL HAVE FAIRVIEW

875
00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:50,095
ALL TO OURSELVES.

876
00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:51,663
WE GOT TO GO.

877
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,668
LYNETTE?

878
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,737
CAR.
HUH?

879
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,542
(sighs)

880
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,611
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THAT TO MY OFFICE.

881
00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:06,578
I HAD A BUTLER LINED UP,

882
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:09,548
BUT HE BOOKED A COMMERCIAL
AT THE LAST MINUTE.

883
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,650
SO I GUESS I'LL CALL DORIS NOW
AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT

884
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,519
FOR SHOPPING TOMORROW.

885
00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,421
YEAH, I DON'T THINK SHE'LL BE
ANSWERING EITHER OF OUR CALLS.

886
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,989
SHE THINKS WE'RE BOTH NUTS,
SO THANKS A LOT, GABY.

887
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,725
YOU STARTED IT. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO STOLE HER FROM ME

888
00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,059
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

889
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,761
YEAH, FOR SOMETHING
THAT MATTERS.

890
00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,597
OH, ENOUGH WITH
THE CARLOS OF NAZARETH ACT.

891
00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:26,432
THIS WASN'T ABOUT
HELPING PEOPLE.

892
00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:28,434
THIS WAS ABOUT YOU
SMELLING MONEY

893
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,501
AND GOING AFTER IT.

894
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:33,572
THE MONEY WAS FOR THE CENTER.
THOSE PEOPLE NEED IT.

895
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:36,107
THE CENTER? PLEASE.
YOU WERE DOING IT TO WIN.

896
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,743
AND YOU KNOW WHY?

897
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,745
'CAUSE YOU'RE A SHARK,
CARLOS.

898
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:42,681
YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,
AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.

899
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,115
IT'S YOUR NATURE.

900
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,590
HONEY.

901
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,725
IT'S OKAY. I AM, TOO.

902
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:57,162
THAT'S WHY
WE'RE GOOD TOGETHER.

903
00:39:57,195 --> 00:40:00,165
LOOK, I MAY NOT LIKE THAT
YOU STOLE DORIS FROM ME,

904
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:03,635
BUT I DO LIKE THAT
YOU'RE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO CAN.

905
00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:05,637
IT'S SEXY.

906
00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:06,972
BUT...

907
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,575
THAT'S NOT WHO
I WANT TO BE ANYMORE.

908
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,076
WELL, WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BE?

909
00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:15,213
SOMEBODY DIFFERENT.

910
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,749
WELL, I HATE
TO TELL YOU THIS, BABE,

911
00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:18,550
BUT THE BEST
YOU CAN HOPE TO BE

912
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,052
IS JUST A DIFFERENT KIND
OF SHARK.

913
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:30,629
YES, IT ISN'T EASY
GIVING UP POWER...

914
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:34,666
ADMITTING
THAT WE MIGHT NEED HELP

915
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:38,236
FROM FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS...

916
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:42,073
DECIDING THAT A LOVED ONE...

917
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:45,977
MIGHT KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR US.

918
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:49,581
GIVING UP OUR BETTER JUDGMENT

919
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:54,620
FOR A SLIGHTLY DARKER AGENDA.

920
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,623
BUT FOR SOME,

921
00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:00,992
THE HARDEST KIND OF POWER
TO GIVE UP...

922
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:06,565
IS THE POWER TO CONTROL
THEIR OWN DESIRES.

923
00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:10,235
HELLO.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

924
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:12,604
DID YOU, UH, HAVE SOME
NEW THOUGHTS ON THE CASE?

925
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:15,974
LOTS, BUT WHY DON'T
WE DISCUSS THEM OVER DINNER?

926
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,944
DINNER.
UM, CAN'T WE TALK HERE?

927
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,612
NO, I'VE BEEN COOPED UP
ALL DAY,

928
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,648
AND I KNOW THIS
GREAT, LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE.

929
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,583
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

930
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,618
OH, COME ON.
I'M A MUCH BETTER LAWYER

931
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,688
AFTER A PLATE
OF SPAGHETTI CARBONARA.

932
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:32,658
SO? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

933
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:36,928
I SAY...

934
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,229
(chuckles)

935
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,632
LET'S DO IT.


